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College be like

ketocami:

vavavante:

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

FASFA BE LIKE : $14.78

Tuition: your soul

emilymmize:

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

onecelestialbeing:

housewifeswag:

excusemyhubris:

zayoken:

She’s cute

she’s just saying that because it’s probably difficult to reach her vagina.

you obviously have no idea how the female anatomy works and I’m assuming that’s because you’ve never touched a vagina in real life so why don’t you pipe the fuck down. pro tip: you can use your tears as lube while you’re masturbating tonight.

BURN

OH THAT WAS GOLD

DAMN! need some Neosporin for that BURN?

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lovel-ylesbian:

♡

lovel-ylesbian:

(Source: iraffiruse)

People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say.

- (via lydiamarthin)

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babybuttercups:

when u accidentally say something REALLY RUDE in front of people u just met

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wolf-and-kitten:

This is so perfect

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